^*skuf /skʌf/ noun — Eastern European internet taxonomy for males (typically 35+) experiencing accelerated aesthetic decay. Distinguished by strategic baldness, beer-forward physiology, and an uncanny ability to make a hoodie look like a life sentence. Natural habitat includes gaming chairs, political forums, and the liminal space between "I'll get my life together" and "maybe tomorrow." Often found achieving nothing while feeling everything, particularly through 17 browser tabs of Dota 2 streams and conspiracy theories. See also: midlife crisis, but with worse posture wiki